So Sunday on the homestead found us sharing a couple of caguamas with Carlos' brother, Hector, our sister-in-law Mari and a friend from the parque (that means he plays basketball) known as Toluco. The evening mellowed, I made tacos de pollo, and then at 9:30, Toluco jumped up and raced out of the house. His job is to ring the bells of La Parroquia in the center of San Miguel. Sunday night was one of them most important nights of the year, the eve of the Fiesta de la Virgen de Guadalupe. Go, Toluco! Get there by ten and ring those bells. Tell people (bong, bong!) to get to bed because the fireworks (bong!) begin at dawn and don't stop all December 12th! At 10 pm, I heard the bells, or conjured I did, imagining Toluco hanging on the end of the thick rope.
Dia de la Virgen de Guadalupe is a national holiday in Mexico. Banks and schools were closed. We ate breakfast at Cafe Contento with Hector, Mari and our girls' cousin, Anibal. Mascando (chewing on a topic), Hector and Carlos decide it must be safe to go to the United States.
"Mira, in Miami, you have Horacio."
"Horacio is one smart guey. He always has the answers."
"Plus he has some boss sunglasses."
"In New York, you've got that other dude. What's his name?"
"Wait. They call him, Mac. Sue, has anyone ever called you Mac?"
"No, but they used to call me Skinny McKinney."
"Then, they've got that whole team in Las Vegas.
"Right! Now they've got that dude who used to run that bar."
"There's a guy you can trust right there."
"What about those Criminal Minds guys? What are they covering?"
"Hijole, they're everywhere. What's an unsub anyway?"
"We should do a CSI San Miguel."
"El Dandy, El Waca and El Toluco are not the lottery ticket seller, the drunk with the roses in his lapel and the bell-ringer that everyone thinks. They're investigators!"
"Out to uncover why gringos think they can take their dogs everywhere with them, and how the cops are always asleep in their patrullas at the end of my street!"
"We'd be safer, you know, with a CSI show of our own."
"Yeah, I'm going to contact Telerisa. Manana."