Uno: Go to the parades and see the Indian dancers in feathers and conch-shell ankle bracelets.
Dos: Meet your friends at the fountain at the San Miguel fair at sundown.
Tres: Eat tacos and elote (corn on the cob) at the fair.
Cuatro: Pay 15 pesos and get strapped in and bungie-jump at the fair.
Cinco: Hear the free music and plan to return to the fair next year.